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Aurora Black
Detroit, Michigan, United States
I prefer to call myself a professional dreamer, rather than an author. I spent 6 years in Greece (2001-2007) to expand my artistic, intellectual & erotic horizons, and it was the best time of my life. While I was in Europe, I toured as a jazz singer. I have a degree in Psychology. I'm currently a student of Criminal Justice / Forensics. My biggest dream is to rule the world. I'm not joking. *grin*
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Sunday, June 01, 2008

Indiana Jones 4 (SPOILER!)



*heavy sigh*

I had such high hopes for this movie. Yes, it's been 20 years and all that, but DAMN! The movie went downhill after the first 20 minutes or so, reaching cartoonish levels of unbelievability during the CGI intense action sequences.

The interaction between the characters wasn't much better. I could have heard a pin drop in the theater during several of the so-called "funny" moments, and it wasn't long before I found more entertainment cracking jokes "Mystery Science Theater" style with my friend than I did watching the actual film.

My friend treated me to this movie, but I still walked out feeling cheated as hell. The Fridge was the real star of the show.

Speaking of cartoons, this is what the new Indiana Jones movie reminds me of...



No, I'm not joking. I honest to God wish I was. There is a real DuckTales episode with the exact same plot as the movie, right down to the...


*SPOILER ALERT*


pointy headed alien skeletons in the South American jungle.


*END OF SPOILER*


Wow. I hope Disney won't sue. *whistles "DuckTales" theme*

"Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg..."

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