Inspired by the legendary Saturday Night Live skit, "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy."
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My various blog ramblings may be funny (intentionally or not), crazy, serious or sad, but they'll all reflect what I'm thinking at a particular moment in time.
#1: What the hell is WRONG with people??? Some folks work their entire lives to build a good life and surround themselves with beautiful things, the fruits of their labor, and then some idiot decides "I want some of that" and they just TAKE what they haven't earned without caring about anyone but themselves. Because of greedy bastards like that, the people who dared to rise above the shit and make something of themselves have to live in fear and wait for the next fool who wants a "five finger discount" to come along.
#2: Is it just me, or do other folks enjoy watching two actors who obviously click whenever they're in a scene together, then it turns out that they were also hooking up off-camera? I'm not just talking about the recent Dancing With the Stars stuff, either. I mean two people who originally came on the job intending to play their parts, but by the time shooting was over, they got together. I LOVE it when that happens! Forget French or Spanish... body language has to be the sexiest in the world. It's definitely worth the cost of the movie ticket or DVD rental when you see that mating dance play out before your eyes.
Random Facts About Me
- Aurora Black
- Detroit, Michigan, United States
- I prefer to call myself a professional dreamer, rather than an author. I spent 6 years in Greece (2001-2007) to expand my artistic, intellectual & erotic horizons, and it was the best time of my life. While I was in Europe, I toured as a jazz singer. I have a degree in Psychology. I'm currently a student of Criminal Justice / Forensics. My biggest dream is to rule the world. I'm not joking. *grin*
Thursday, November 29, 2007
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Aurora's Works
Coming Together:
At Last, Volume 1
(January 2009)
Editors: Alessia Brio & Will Belegon
ISBN 978-1-59426-670-6
Erotic Short Stories & Poetry
Publisher: Phaze
Price: $6 (E-book) / $15.95 (Trade Paperback)
Coming Together:
Under Fire
(12/24/2007)
Editors: Alessia Brio & Will Belegon
ISBN 978-1-59426-857-1
Erotic Short Stories & Poetry
Publisher: Phaze
Price: $7 (E-book) / $16 (Trade Paperback)
Potent Spirits (Phaze Frost)
(December 2007)
ISBN 978-1-59426-801-4
Romance/Paranormal
Available Now at Phaze
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Bitter Harvest
(October 2007)
ISBN 978-1-59426-931-9
Romance/Paranormal/Horror
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Phaze In Verse
(September 2007)
ISBN 978-1-59426-760-4
Erotic Poetry
Price: $5 (E-book) / $10 (Print)
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Touch Me, Baby
Short Story (Erotic)
Available FREE at Phaze
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I Heart You
(May 2007)
ISBN 978-1-59426-916-5
Romance/Thriller/BDSM
Price: $3.50
Available Now at Phaze
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An Erotic Bouquet
(February 2006)
Short Story (Erotic)
Available FREE at Phaze
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Melting the Ice Queen
(November 2006)
ISBN 1-59426-584-4
Short Story (Romance)
Price: $2
Available at Phaze
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